Hosting

What the hell is this?

Basically, foodpornjunkies.com is now offering web hosting services.  Hosting is kinda like renting an apartment.  We provide the space, you provide the furniture.  We’ll set you up with the latest version of WordPress to date and you should be good to go!

What don’t you cheapskates provide?

Aside from hosting, we don’t provide anything else.  Just the real estate.  No services, no installation help (unless you ask really nicely), no domains.

So what DO you provide?

This is a bit of geek speak, but basically you get a host that’ll provide you with unlimited bandwidth and unlimited disk space.

Wait, did I read that correctly? Unlimited?

Yes, un-fuckin-limited! We’ve learned a thing or two from those bad mo’fo telco’s out there!  You also get the latest version of WordPress when you sign up and 1 database.

I want to get my own .com website. Do you guys provide that?

That, my friends, is a domain… which we don’t provide!  Not that we don’t want to, but we literally can’t.  Sign up with us and you get your own subdomain under foodpornjunkies.com.  That means a website like http://www.foodpornjunkies.com/mywebsite or http://mywebsite.foodpornjunkies.com.  Pretty cool, huh?

Uh, actually… no! I want my own .com! Do you guys provide that?

No problem!  You can buy your own domain from whoever.  It should cost you about $10/year.  Once you have it, you can let us know and we’ll point everything to your new domain!  OK, that we do for free.  And no, you won’t notice the foodpornjunkies.com/mywebsite URL.  Your site will look like http://www.yourwebsite.com.  Really.

OK, the most important question: How much?

We might as well be giving this away, but nothing in this world is free.  You can get this for $25/year!

WTF? $25?

Yup, just $25 A YEAR!  That adds up to about $2.00 a month!  Most services offer the same service for about $5-$10 a month.

How do we pay you guys?

Ka-ching! You pay us via PayPal.  Fill out the form below and we’ll reply with our payment details.  Once payment is confirmed, you’ll get your host within 24-48 hours!

So your hosting is on a yearly basis?

Yup! You can renew our services every year.

This sounds too good to be true. You sure you guys aren’t fucking with me?

We aren’t.  We just ask you to put up a small banner somewhere that says something like “our blog’s hosted by these bad mo’fo’s over at foodpornjunkies.com.” And yes, we do check.  We’re bastards that way.

I’m sold! Where do I sign up?